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Protect America is the ONLY home security company in the United States that lets you secure all the things! Don’t settle for incomplete security. We provide enough door/window sensors to cover every point of entry into your home. And we give it to you for free!

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I can Haz Security Cat
I can haz security?

Yes, you can haz security. In fact, we can all haz security! Protect America is one of the nation’s largest and most trusted home security companies. In our 20 years of operations, we’ve provided over 400,000 customers with affordable and reliable home security. We put home security in the reach of every American family by offering free equipment and forgetting about the unnecessary fees. Everyday is Caturday at Protect America… we’re not sure how but, you know, the Internet! Cats!

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Affordable 24/7 Home Security Monitoring

Affordable 24/7 Home Security Monitoring

The only hands in your pockets should be your own

Idiot-Proof Wireless GE Security

Idiot-Proof Wireless GE Security

Our equipment is more reliable than Santa Claus under oath

Complete Narwhal Defense

Complete Narwhal Defense

Finally, we can stop the bacon from narwhalling at midnight!

Lifetime Broke Parts Warranty

Lifetime Broke Parts Warranty

Broke? We fix it. Not that hard to understand...

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It’s hard to beat a better price than nothing!

It's Peanut Butter Security Time

It’s peanut butter security time! It’s peanut butter security time! It’s peanut butter security time! Alright, security has too many syllables for that to actually work but, with Protect America, it’s always security time! And we do have more peanut butter around than we should…

When it’s time for home security, Protect America gives you choices. Protect America customers can choose from a number of security packages that can meet the needs of any home. Our monitoring solutions can fit the pre-existing technology of any household. Still have a landline? We got you covered. Are the only wires in your home for broadband? We got that too. Protect America even offers an advanced cellular connection that is quickly becoming the new standard in home security. Get Protect America and get the protection you need.

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Copper

The most affordable way to secure peace of mind.

$29.99/month

  • 1 GE Simon XT Control Panel
  • 3 Door / Window Sensors
  • 1 Motion Detector

Upfront Price: Free

Bronze

The perfect solution to secure your starter home.

$35.99/month

  • 1 GE Simon XT Control Panel
  • 7 Door / Window Sensors
  • 1 Motion Detector

Upfront Price: Free

Silver

Perimeter protection for the average American home

$37.99/month

  • 1 GE Simon XT Control Panel
  • 10 Door / Window Sensors
  • 1 Motion Detector

Upfront Price: Free

Gold

Unmatched security for larger sized homes

$39.99/month

  • 1 GE Simon XT Control Panel
  • 12 Door / Window Sensors
  • 1 Motion Detector

Upfront Price: Free

Platinum

Our most comprehensive security system package

$42.99/month

  • 1 GE Simon XT Control Panel
  • 15 Door / Window Sensors
  • 1 Motion Detector

Upfront Price: Free

Pirates Vs. Ninjas

For much of recorded history, the world’s greatest minds have pondered one, truly important question: who would win in a fight, pirates or ninjas? Sure, pirates have guns and wicked awesome swords but ninjas are… ninjas. You can’t out ninja a ninja but everyone has a little pirate in them, unless Capt. Morgan commercials are lying to me.

When it comes to home security, the greatest minds have already come to one conclusion: Protect America offers a superior, more affordable service over ADT. In fact, one could say they slash prices like ninjas slash samurai. Protect America gives you free home security equipment. ADT charges a boat load. Protect America waives activation and installation fees like a pirate waives the Jolly Roger. ADT charges so much you’ll have to dig up your booty to cover the cost. Debate pirates vs. ninjas or bacon vs. burgers but there’s no debate between Protect America and the other guy.

The Lifelong Debate: Pirates vs. Ninjas
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Why do people choose Protect America? Because we care. Protect America will secure your home and find you a date for prom. Don’t care? Alright, Protect America will also massage your cat and make your case for a promotion to your boss. Ok maybe we can’t do all that, but we can help protect your newly created pillow fort, bacon, plants, and anything else in your home.

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Many famous (and not so famous) memes inspired this website and our Protect America Home Security Ad. Below is just a sample of the original memes we drew inspiration from:

Create a Security Meme

We wouldn’t feel right about playing with the Internet if we didn’t run some kind of contest. So, Like our Facebook page and create your own security-themed meme. The creator of the best one (as decided by our crack team of Internet specialists) will win a Nintendo 64 package complete with 2 controllers and classic games, such as GoldenEye and Super Mario 64!

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